End-of-Year Word Play: Mold
Here’s a thinker…for all of us – what isn’t a mold, but fits in a mold and can mold to any contour? The answer – mold.
In the trades and related industries, we often say things to clients and others that come from yet other inspectors, builders, presenters, education materials, and professionals. As all knowledge does, our industry knowledge has compounded upon itself as it has grown alongside the continued industry evolution (e.g., once upon a time home inspectors only offered home inspections…). But, how often do we stop and think about the words which we are spewing forth like a slurry of melting ice burgs?
Thus, we find ourselves wondering – why do we refer to a variant of fungal growth as “mold” when we also refer to “mold” as an object to form/shape objects? Are you ready for a crazy answer…brace yourselves.
These are molds that most children would view as beneficial and yummy!
I was curious about this idea (particularly since many of us don’t use “mold” in our verbiage). So, I used AI searching and found the online etymology dictionary (who knew…?). Well, c. 1200 mould referred to a hollow pattern used to shape things but in a figurative sense, stemming from Latin, of course (why didn’t I take that class in high school…).
By c. 1300, the word had morphed a bit to refer to physical form/shaping. By c. 1400, molde referred to stuff growing on other stuff and came from either Proto-Germanic (wetness, slipperiness) or Old English (loose earth). If we fast-forward to 1897, the Brits made a point to say all variants should be spelled “mold.” So much for uniqueness. Colonists…eh.
To obfuscate the matter just a bit – mould in the mid-14 century meant to mix or blend by kneading (think dough); by late 14c. it had baked (get it…) into kneading bread and forming into a specific shape. The figurative sense of the word – as in, mold your child in your image (referring to character) – appears to have come back with the assertiveness of the plague c. 1600.
This is how all babies are made, no?
So, is there a link or some form of a connection between usage of mold as a tool and mold as a term referencing a subset of organic microbial growth? Sadly, it doesn’t look like it. Just a coincidence. Mold usually is intended to refer to one type of fungus that grows on organic matter. Fungal growth/microbial growth is the more generic term encompassing all fungi, inclusive of mold.
If we want to split hairs, we could ask – why do we say “mold” when there are various types of molds? Some molds are okay molds, like Glenda the Good Witch. And some molds are bad, like the Wicked Witch of the East. I mean, when we’re in crawlspaces, it’s pretty impossible to know the difference for those of us not properly trained as mycologists. If the bad molds would wear striped socks like their ne’er-do-well counter-part who got flattened by a house (see why I used this reference now…), it would be so much easier.
Err…maybe I’ll take a rein check on the treats, Grandma.
I’ve been perplexed and stupefied many times over the 12 years I’ve been inspecting related to mold – like Lord Voldermort or Macbeth, we aren’t supposed to say it, write it, snuggle it, support it, or play with it. Yet, we now have a plethora of third-party providers constantly shoving mold testing, mold sampling, mold reporting, and mold vacations (okay, I may have made that last one up) down our small business throats. Sooooooooooooo, the legal eagles advise not to say “mold,” but we can offer “mold” testing services. I think I’m starting to understand absurdism, after all.
Perhaps the issue isn’t the etymology of the term, or the classification of type, but in our understanding of the term. It’s a communication issue so our messaging isn’t way off when we speak with clients and agents and builders. Perhaps, like most of our industry information that has continued to evolve, our usage of the term as taboo can, too – much like the Grinch’s heart grew three sizes (also, that’s a medical condition if I know anything about hearts…), our usage of mold can grow if our understanding of how and when to use it grows, too. So, we could mold our businesses in the mold of a well-educated professional who can distinguish moments for mold to safely be front and center. I do hope you’ve enjoyed this educationally molding experience.
Can’t we all just get along…
